Verified sighting · Pacific Northwest
THE BIGFOOT GIFT THAT LEAVES A TRAIL
Sasquatch Poopie is a glossy amber clear-jelly slime that stretches farther than the official Bigfoot record. It is packed with woodland glitter and evidence the park rangers definitely missed — the crappiest, squishiest Sasquatch slime gift in cryptozoology.
$12.99Bag this evidence
Choose 4 oz or 8 oz at checkout. Mystery charm enclosed in every jar.
WHY BELIEVERS LOVE IT
- Hand-mixed in small batches and stamped with a wildly unofficial case number
- Every jar hides a Bigfoot figurine and woodland treasures inside the goo
- Smells like a campfire marshmallow went missing under mysterious circumstances
- Perfect for cryptid hunters, slime collectors, and the hard-to-shop-for believer
SPECIMEN FILE
- Texture
- Clear jelly
- Scent
- Cedar campfire & toasted marshmallow
- Origin
- Pacific Northwest
- Mystery charms
- Bigfoot, pine trees, campfire gear, rocks & a mystery relic
- Jar sizes
- 4 oz · 8 oz
- Price
- $12.99 (8 oz +$6)
HANDLE WITH EXTREME SKEPTICISM
Wake the goo
Wash and dry your hands, then warm the slime with slow pokes before stretching.
Fix the stick
Stir one teaspoon of borax into one cup of warm water. Add one drop at a time until the slime firms up.
Seal the beast
Return it to the jar after play. Store cool, dry, and far from direct sun or government agents.
Slime is not edible. Ages 6+ with adult supervision. No actual Sasquatch was squished.